BeerPongConstitution.com

Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer. – Homer Simpson

The Beer Pong Constitution Store

Each poster is printed on aged marbled parchment paper. These HUGE two foot by three foot official-looking Constitutions will make a GREAT centerpiece above any Beer Pong table, or as a decoration in any room of the house.

Order your HUGE 2-by-3 foot poster today!

Beer Pong Constitution Poster

Beer Pong Constitution Poster

Every house makes their own rules and amendments, but make your beer pong house rules official with this Beer Pong Constitution Poster. No more arguments about who's right, and who's wrong, just point at the constitution and let everyone continue on their way to life, liberty, and the pursuit of more beer.

Size

24" x 36"

Price

$7.99 + $6 shipping

Bill of Rights Poster

Bill of Rights Poster Poster

The first set of amendments to the beloved Beer Pong Constitution

We address House Rules, “the lean”, basically anything that was not fully discussed in the Constitution. This poster was made with feedback from Pong players across the nation, making this a MUST have companion piece to the Beer Pong Constitution! Get yours today!

Size

24" x 36"

Price

$7.99 + $6 shipping


College:  Historic Night Poster

College: Historic Night Poster

The Two Rack, Two Ball, One Historic Poster has so many double entendre's, I'm not even going to try to add to it. I just want to say that I wouldn't mind tossing balls back and forth with these ladies. Yow!

Size

24" x 36"

Price

$7.99 + $6 shipping


Kings Poster

Kings Poster

We’ve all played “Kings” or “Circle of Death”, and we have ALL been confused by different rules everyone has at the table. Now there is FINALLY a poster to hang above the card table that will assure that EVERYONE plays the same way! This makes it MUCH easier to play when everyone gets drunk and starts forgetting which card does what!

Size

24" x 36"

Price

$7.99 + $6 shipping


Strip Poker Poster

Strip Poker Poster

I would like to Texas Hold THEM!  What a great poster to hang above the poker table.  Hopefully this is how you play poker at your place!

Size

24" x 36"

Price

$7.99 + $6 shipping


Poster Pack

Poster Pack

One of all of our posters bundled in one nice neat package. Everything you need to decorate the apartment, dorm, frat, etc. at a great price!

Price

$35.00 + $10 shipping


Beer Pong Rack Pack

Beer Pong Rack Pack

Why do you need the Rack Pack?

  • A perfect rack every time
  • The only TRUE re-racking rack
  • Fill'er up at the "Watering Hole", then carry the game-ready rack to the table.
  • Eliminate spills and morning clean up sessions.
  • Stop people who whine about uneven, loose, lopsided, and piss-poor racks -- Give them the best racks in the business!
  • Eliminate cups tipping and spilling -- what a waste that is! Should be a crime!
  • And yes, the Rack Pack will get you laid!**

    What comes in the RACK Pack?
  • Two Racks! (Cups, balls not included)
    Designed for use with the 18oz Solo brand (or Generic brand) plastic party cups, or 16oz squat cups (not the tall skinny 16oz cups)

Price

$14.99 + $11 shipping







Party Pack

Party Pack

Save money by combining these three favorites! Only $24.99! Two Beer Pong Racks, College Historic Night Poster AND A Beer Pong Constitution!

Price

$24.99 + $10 shipping

 

 

The Founding Collegians

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